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63 Canine Citizen Vintage black canine Nine months young Seeking serious male companion with a non- dominant background to share dates, birthdays and other whisker-to-whisker moments a hefty inheritance in the mix Till divorce do us part To love you In this neck of the woods We have only just begun For you a government A state we will create And to ev’ry valley spread the good news Father’s Day Presents… Choose from our wide selection of today’s specials Elegant frocks and shawls a perfect adornment for this New Age man Chips and cookies Fodder for the cannon for rounds of the name-and-blame game Tools, and more tools S/he still likes to think macho And a rose, the last salvo 64 For this post-feminist buffoon Beaten by the rain, its tail between its legs S/he smiles in glee And the experts, of their lab success Keep those Father’s Day presents coming! Love Plantation Welcome to our plantation I am your co-womyn and host Some thick workers we have, you can say To admire, stake a claim After your day’s gazing Take home – for a pump and dump Or the cleaner’s for what’s left Counsel from this plantation The ranch cows are milked by the hour From puberty are the cows milked Should a work emergency call Strap on the safety gear Dial Senior Security Service 9-1-1 Take advantage of our offerings the pre-dating the pre-nuptial the pre-sex the pre-conception And the post-divorce specials The pump and dump done We guarantee you will come back ...

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