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36 Denise Duhamel Business Savvy Paradelle The year I was born, a broker advised my dad to buy Xerox stocks. The year I was born, a broker advised my dad to buy Xerox stocks. Who’d want two copies of anything? he asked, sure the company would go bellyup. Who’d want two copies of anything? he asked, sure the company would go bellyup. The bellyup broker who’d Xerox two copies of my dad was sure to buy anything. He asked the want company I advised—stocks born a year would go. I kept telling my husband we should import banana ketchup from the Philippines. I kept telling my husband we should import banana ketchup from the Philippines. Don’t you think kids would love it? I said, Ketchup that’s sweet. Don’t you think kids would love it? I said, Ketchup that’s sweet. My sweet husband kept telling the kids, You don’t import ketchup! That’s the Philippines—I said we should love banana ketchup from it. Now Heinz is planning to import banana ketchup, starting next year. Now Heinz is planning to import banana ketchup, starting next year. No one I know has Xerox stock. No one is a millionaire. No one I know has Xerox stock. No one is a millionaire. No one has Heinz ketchup stock. Now Xerox is starting banana. A millionaire is planning to import no one I know next year . . . Now I Xerox copies of it, my bellyup banana, telling two millionaire kids born from ketchup love, Heinz is one sweet dad. The broker I kept advised ketchup stocks, starting the import company, planning to Xerox the Philippines. He said we should buy anything that’s import ketchup. You don’t know a stock next year, no year was sure—a husband who’d want the banana would go to it. No one has asked, I know. ...

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