Chapel of Inadvertent Joy

Conditionals

17 Conditionals If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen If you can’t take the kitsch, stay out of the gift shop If you can’t take the guillotine, stay out of the guilt If you can’t take the guilt trip, stay out of the narrative If you can’t take the narcissism, stay out of the mirror If you can’t take the miracle, stay out of the mire If you can’t take the mirage, stay out of the desert If you can’t take the desecration, stay out of the bedroom If you can’t take the bedlam, stay out of the pillbox If you can’t take the pills, stay out of the plunder If you can’t take the plunge, stay out of the chapel If you can’t take the chatter of teeth, stay out of the freezer If you can’t take the freestyle, stay out of the cipher If you can’t take the sci-fi, stay out of the Spielberg If you can’t take the spiel, stay out of the showroom If you can’t take the shove, stay out of the accusation If you can’t take the ache, stay out of the land belonging to the heart ...