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5 Viewers’ Choice Wandy D wants to preserve our war against insects for her viewers (she will be compensated for her pains) It is her good fortune that at present we are targeted by locust swarms She has canceled her plans to visit Ipanema or Copa Cabana this summer and the cut of the ultimate-bikini is farthest from her thoughts Armed with a printout of possible hazards, diet and dress-code she wants to take on our psychedelic sun The use of baking soda as a teeth-whitener is foreign to Doctor D She is similarly disinterested in a French manicure (it is an expensive proposition!) 6 Locust swarms is what catches her fancy documented by God, Pausanias and Pliny From the vantage point of Etruscan emperors she desires to see us fall in the arena We desire that Wandy should assume Farfara as her a.k.a. have a part of her body temporarily or permanently tattooed and perform the bedroom act in some movie that we could rent from the nearest video-library ...

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