Tough Day for the Army: Stories

Contents

Contents Nelson v. the Mormon Smile . . . . 1 My Dog and Me . . . . 19 Return-to-Sensibility Problems after Penetrating Captive Bolt Stunning of Cattle in Commercial Beef Slaughter Plant #5867: Confidential Report . . . . 25 Monkey and Man . . . . 40 Corrections and Clarifications . . . . 53 Not Schmitty . . . . 60 Second Careers . . . . 68 Homosexuals Threaten the Sanctity of Norman’s Marriage . . . . 73 My Best Seller . . . . 87 Notes from a Neighborhood War . . . . 97 Tuesday, the Bad Zoo . . . . 102 What I Am, What I Found, What I Did (Attachments Enclosed) . . . . 116 Poet Farmers . . . . 123 Tough Day for the Army . . . . 127 A Love Story . . . . 135 Acknowledgments . . . . 155 This page intentionally left blank Tough Day for the Army This page intentionally left blank ...