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  • I Only Cry with Emoticons
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  • Yuvi Zalkow is the author of the novel, A Brilliant Novel in the Works (MP Publishing 2012). His short stories have been published in Glimmer Train, Narrative Magazine, Carve Magazine, Rosebud, The Los Angeles Review, and others. He received an MFA from Antioch University. Yuvi also uses his poor drawing skills to make YouTube videos and mobile apps that ooze with his worries and anxiety. You can find out too much information about him at yuvizalkow.com. Yuvi lives with his wife, daughter, and grumpy cats in Portland, Oregon.
  • 2022
  • Published by: Red Hen Press
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  • A ROMANTIC COMEDY IN THE ERA OF ELECTRONIC DEVICES… and the effects of having your communication “gamified” and rated for “engagement”
  • A COMING OF AGE: What happens when you’re a 45-year-old divorced father stumbling through life?
  • FOR FANS OF You Will Never Be Forgotten by Mary South
  • FEATURING PORTLAND, OREGON’s tech scene!

Saul doesn't get why he's misunderstood. At his high-tech day job, he hides in the bathroom writing a novel about his dead grandfather and wonders why his boss wants to fire him. He tells his almost ex-wife about a blind date and wonders why she slams the door in his face. He aches with worry for his seven-year-old son, who seems happier living with his mom and her new man.

When the blind date becomes a complicated relationship, and Saul’s blunders at work threaten the survival of the company, Saul has to wake up and confront his fears.

I Only Cry with Emoticons is a quirky comedy that reveals the cost of being disconnected—even when we're using a dozen apps on our devices to communicate—and an awkward man's search for real connections, on and offline.

Table of Contents

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  1. Half-title, Title, Copyright, Dedication
  2. pp. i-vi
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  1. Contents
  2. pp. vii-x
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  1. PART ONE
  1. Chapter One: HelloWorld.java
  2. pp. 3-13
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  1. Chapter Two: The Blind Date
  2. pp. 14-28
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  1. Chapter Three: The Gelato Situation
  2. pp. 29-37
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  1. Chapter Four: The New Deal
  2. pp. 38-48
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  1. PART TWO
  1. Chapter Five: The Beach
  2. pp. 51-64
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  1. Chapter Six: The Fucking Aquarium
  2. pp. 65-78
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  1. Chapter Seven: The Convention Center
  2. pp. 79-90
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  1. Chapter Eight: Dinner @ Wife
  2. pp. 91-103
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  1. Chapter Nine: Back 2 Work
  2. pp. 104-112
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  1. Chapter Ten: Quirk
  2. pp. 113-124
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  1. Chapter Eleven: Fathers
  2. pp. 125-136
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  1. Chapter Twelve: Devangelism
  2. pp. 137-147
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  1. Chapter Thirteen: Sacred Objects
  2. pp. 148-156
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  1. Chapter Fourteen: Serenity Later
  2. pp. 157-166
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  1. PART THREE
  1. Chapter Fifteen: To Be Uncomfortable
  2. pp. 169-178
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  1. Chapter Sixteen: Actually Getting Close
  2. pp. 179-189
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  1. Chapter Seventeen: Whiskey Soda Lounge
  2. pp. 190-194
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  1. Chapter Eighteen: The Immortal Gefilte Fish
  2. pp. 195-206
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  1. Chapter Nineteen: The Next Level
  2. pp. 207-218
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  1. Acknowledgments
  2. pp. 219-221
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  1. Biographical Note
  2. p. 222
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