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The first human-chimpanzee chimera,christened Pan sapiens, was born todayat Brigham and Women's Hospital, in Boston.

The Hubble's Very Wide Spool cameraregained partial function of its datamodule, and is now on track for the Sirius starburst.

Dr. 32B, chief of research at Merck,again replied "No comment." "Ever," he added,to Op Ed columns suggesting he's hostile to the Press.

The Sentient Rover, assembled in Americafrom Chinese parts, parked since Saturdayin a no-load zone on Mars, appears depressed.

Spokesmen for the Generation MeerkatEnergy Corp. assured critics that the shudder is soldered,stressing again that "containment vessel" is at best

a metaphor. The starburst—a miracle!The drug had side effects. The Rover broke. The "baby satyr,"Pan sapiens, died at his surrogate mother's breast.

He was hard to look at, she is reported to have said.