- The Favor
Characters
BETH
JIM
Scene
A room with chest of drawers, small table with telephone, and a large walk-in closet.
BETH
[Offstage.]
I looked everywhere, Jim. Christ, I even looked in the toilet.
JIM
[Offstage.]
The upstairs toilet, Beth, or the downstairs?
[As they enter.]
BETH
Both! [End Page 428]
JIM
So where in hell could it be?
[Beth shakes her head.]
And you looked in this closet?
BETH
Twice. I took everything out, and then I put everything back in.
[Jim goes to closet, opens it, looks inside. He pulls string for overhead light. There’s no light.]
BETH
I told you I already looked in there.
JIM
Twice. You looked twice. But how could you see anything without a light?
[Something in the closet catches his eye. He reaches in and brings out a tweed jacket. He tries it on. It fits. He adjusts the collar and lapels.]
Too bad there’s no mirror.
BETH
It fits. It looks nice on you. It goes with your eyes.
JIM
But it isn’t mine.
[He continues to look at the jacket. He takes a sleeve between his fingers and rubs the material.]
BETH
It looks nice anyway.
[Jim puts his hands into pockets of jacket. He straightens his shoulders and then begins to bring some items out of the pockets: a ballpoint pen; some small change; matchbooks; a tube of lipstick. He puts everything onto the chest of drawers.]
[Beth picks up the lipstick and sniffs it.]
BETH
Not my shade.
[They look at each other. Beth grins and shrugs.]
Anyway, it’s turned to wax. I guess we’d better keep looking. [End Page 429]
JIM
I don’t think we’re going to find it. I’m ready to throw in the towel.
BETH
And then what?
[Jim shrugs.]
Keep looking, honey. Don’t give up. We’ll find it. Aren’t there techniques for this sort of thing? Like shutting your eyes and picturing where you last saw something?
[She closes her eyes and assumes an air of extreme concentration.]
[The telephone rings.]
JIM
It’s him again!
BETH
I thought you unplugged the phones.
JIM
I thought you did.
[They look at each other accusingly. The telephone stops ringing. Jim shakes his head.]
BETH
Maybe he won’t call back.
JIM
That might be even worse.
BETH
We’ll take it off the hook. Then we won’t know if he’s trying to call.
JIM
If he calls, he’ll get a busy signal.
BETH
So he’ll keep trying.
JIM
It’ll still be busy. He’ll think we’re here and talking to somebody.
BETH
It’ll make him uneasy. You know how he is. [End Page 430]
JIM
I don’t know him as well as you, of course . . . You didn’t have to kiss him!
BETH
I never expected that to happen.
JIM
Don’t give me that! You asked for it. You cozied up to him all night.
BETH
I didn’t want to disappoint you.
JIM
Well, you didn’t. You didn’t disappoint me. It looked like a good kiss too, a real smackeroo, from where I was standing.
BETH
Maybe not as good as you’d like to think it was.
[They look at each other. Beth nods at the jacket Jim is wearing.]
Are you going to keep that on?
JIM
I might.
[He checks the inside pocket of the jacket. He takes out a scrap of paper.]
Here’s something. What’s this?
[He reads.]
“Lilies, mums, or carnations? Wreath or else a spray? Potted plant maybe. Whiskey for afterwards.”
BETH
What’s that all about?
JIM
I don’t have a clue. It’s not my jacket.
[He continues to stare at the note.]
BETH
Let me see that.
[She takes the paper and reads it over carefully. Then she folds the paper and puts it under the telephone.]
Sounds like a funeral. [End Page 431]
[Telephone begins to ring.]
JIM
That goddamned telephone!
BETH
I thought we were going to take it off the hook.
JIM
Well, we didn’t, did we?
[Telephone stops ringing...