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Hippo Meets Dissertator on Forked Path in Academic Jungle
- Journal of Scholarly Publishing
- University of Toronto Press
- Volume 36, Number 1, October 2004
- pp. 23-26
- 10.1353/scp.2004.0031
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The hippopotamus walks slowly across the savannah. It looks lost. It is not a very smart hippo. Look - it falls into a ditch, belly up. Hopeful vultures circle overhead. But, annoyingly, the hippo stands up again, recommencing its clueless trek. The hippo is the doctoral dissertation in the humanities. I just wrote one. With any luck, mould in the vault beneath the library will eat it before anyone reads it.