- Larkin’s Nephew
“I don’t believe you’re not on Facebook yet,” The bubbly poet said. “I put everything up there, who I’ve met And where, what I’ve just read
Or had for lunch. People appreciate Knowing, they really do. It helps us all keep so in touch—it’s great! It’d work real well for you.
All your old friends could find you then, from high School, right online. You never Know who might pop up next and just say ‘hi.’ It’s like the best thing ever.”
Somehow I’m not persuaded. It makes less sense To let the great net work If you’re like me. Flashbacks to adolescence? To times I was a jerk
Playing elaborate jokes on some dumb schmuck Who never stood a chance? That guy might track me down now—just my luck. My hot date to the dance?
I didn’t have one, ever. Can’t I please Keep on forgetting years Sullied by acne and anxiety’s Clammy pubescent fears?
I will admit I’ve sometimes been curious What happened to two or three Young women on whom my crush was serious. But they never cared for me. [End Page 203]
Joseph Harrison’s books of poetry are Someone Else’s Name (2003) and Identity Theft (2008). He is the recipient of an Academy Award in Literature from the American Academy of Arts and Letters and a Guggenheim Fellowship.