Straight Writes and Jabs: An Inside Look at Another Year in Boxing

My 86-Year-Old Mother Meets . . .

A tradition continues. My 86-Year-Old Mother Meets . . . In the 1980s and 1990s, my mother met Muhammad Ali several times. In 2007, I brought her to a press conference to meet Don King. Now, once a year,Anthony Catanzaro hosts a pizza party at Portobello’s (83 Murray Street in Manhattan) in her honor. Anthony is a popular figure in the Hauser family. My great-nephew (who turns four in October) thinks that Anthony is Thomas the Tank Engine in disguise.That’s because,when we visited Portobello’s late last year, Anthony sang,“He’s a really useful engine,you know”a half dozen times. This year, again, Anthony was a gracious host at the annual “My Mother Meets” pizza party.The idea behind these gatherings is to introduce her to an interesting mix of boxing people. “Sitting between Seth Abraham and Lou DiBella is an interesting experience,” my mother acknowledged after last year’s lunch. And I have to think that eating pizza with Paulie Malignaggi and Vinny Maddalone on either side (2010) is a life-affirming experience. This year’s gathering was on September 24.Teddy Atlas couldn’t make it because of a previous commitment to speak at a local high school. But he sent chocolate and flowers. Tom Gerbasi was also waylaid by a school commitment. He had to meet with his daughter’s college-application counselor. But Tom telephoned to share a recollection about his mother. “She got pissed off at me when I dedicated my first book to my father,”Tom recalled.“She asked,‘Where’s my dedication.’ I told her,‘Hey; when you die, I’ll dedicate a book to you too.’” The official guest list (in addition to my mother,Anthony, and yours truly) was: Brian Kenny—The former studio host for ESPN2 Friday Night Fights, Brian is currently a studio host for the Major League Baseball Network. He also does play-by-play for MLB Network and was recently hired as the desk host for Showtime Championship Boxing. 110 THOMAS HAUSER David Diamante—The ring announcer with the stentorian voice and dreadlocks. David’s career has blossomed in recent years. In addition to ring announcing, he’s now the in-arena voice of the NBA Brooklyn Nets and narrator of the new NBC Sports offering, The Lights. Harold Lederman—HBO’s“unofficial ringside judge,”boxing’s greatest fan, and possibly the nicest man in boxing. That’s heavy on people who make their living behind a microphone. So we added Michael Woods, esteemed editor of The Sweet Science (who’s also a contributing writer for ESPN:The Magazine and crafts a boxing blog for the ESPN NY website). Michael (inquisitive reporter that he is) began the conversation by asking my mother, “Can you tell us some embarrassing stories about Tom?” I shut down that line of inquiry in a hurry and countered with,“Do you have a story you can tell us about your mother?” “That would be a therapy session,” Michael responded. Brian asked my mother the same question she’s always asked at these gatherings:“Have you ever been to a fight?” “No; and I don’t want to go. I don’t want to be there when people are hitting each other.” “I can understand,” Brian told her.“My wife watches fights onTV all the time. But the first time I took her to a fight, she was aghast. It’s different when it’s happening right in front of you.” For a while, we talked about the craft of television commentating. “I was impressed with Paulie Malignaggi last week on Showtime,” Brian noted.“Before the fight, I told him,‘You don’t have to talk all the time. If you say one insightful thing each round, you’re doing your job.’ And he did.” Then the conversation segued to Don King. “I enjoyed meeting him,” my mother said. “Don will make you feel like a million dollars,” Brian explained.“But you’re not getting a million dollars.” We ate pizza for two hours. In between bites, David Diamante talked about finding it hard to believe that he’s where he is professionally.“I love my life,” he told us. “I went through some dark times when I was younger.And to be where I am today; I wouldn’t say I’m lucky, but I’m fortunate.” STRAIGHT WRITES AND JABS 111 [18.191.211.66] Project MUSE (2024-04-25 14...