John Doe No. 2 and the Dreamland Motel

Contents

Contents 1 The Dreamland Motel 3 2 Innocents Abroad 7 3 The Shooter 15 4 My Platonic Sweetheart 22 5 Eff You 30 6 The Gun That Won the West 39 7 The Mysterious Stranger 47 8 Life on the Mississippi 56 9 The Royal Nonesuch 64 10 Buffalo Bill’s Defunct 74 11 Aliens—and More! 82 12 The Hypnotized Never Lie 93 13 A Tooth for a Tooth 102 14 The Candy Store 113 15 Back to the Future 122 16 Feed Your Head! 130 17 Ascending Mount Carmel 138 18 Anarchy in the O.K. 147 19 The Battle of Fort Er 155 20 Tattoo You 165 21 The Road Warrior’s Last Stand 175 22 The Girl Can’t Help It 183 23 Escape to Elohim City 192 24 Roughing It 202 25 Lighting Out for the Territory 212 26 Phoenix Unbound 217 27 Lazy Circles in the Sky 223 Afterword 228 Acknowledgments 231 John Doe No.2 and theDreamland Motel ...