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61 syllabus There will be four papers in this course, three informal response papers to the text, and one research paper which will be on one of the selected topics. The research paper will include ten footnotes applied in the manner of the sheboygan style Guide available in the department Office on the eleventh floor of Lincoln Hall. any students who object to using footnotes should see me for accommodation. any students with ongoing addictions to controlled and uncontrolled substances should plan ingestion schedules so as to avoid any awkwardness Tuesdays and Thursdays 1:30 to 4:00 p.m. in our classroom, the agribusiness Cultural auditorium. any students with concealed weapon permits should plan on leaving those weapons at home. students may carry concealed weapon permits onto the campus. neo nazi students need not see me. Members of the student society for Cranial Tattoos need not see me. students on Rogaine, Viagra, or any of the local versions of Crystal Methamphetamine should see me for accommodation. students who are currently being stalked should fill out the blue half-page stalking form in the department office; without that form, we can make no accommodation. students who are actively stalking someone, male or female, should keep a notebook or a journal with page numbers so that this material could be used in the research paper footnotes (see above). students who are active members of spirits of the Pentagram or the locally franchised satan says discussion groups should see me so that we can make accommodations. students whose family circumstances include long-term generational feuds and continuing sporadic gunfire from behind trees in the hills of their hometowns should see me for accommodation . students who are ranking officers in community militias should see me for accommodation. active members of the press should expect a B in this course. Tops. any student with full brains should see me for accommodation. Clones, robots and students who are from other planets should see me for accommodation. students who have suffered from spontaneous Human Combustion should sit near the exits and select the purple fireproof handout packets. any students who are related to the University president, the President’s cousin who teaches in our department, or any members of the department’s personnel committee should see me for accommodation . In this classroom open flames, flagrant sexual activity, and gambling with dice or cards are discouraged. a second warning on any of these could get a student a yellow caution in the suggestion folder. 62 attendance is optional, but call in from time to time. all phone calls will be monitored. Let’s have a good semester. On those footnotes: if ten is too many, nine would work. eight minimum. ...

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