Injecting Dreams into Cows

In the Past / In the Present / In the Future

100 In the past / In the present / In the Future In the Past In the past were many dinosaurs, sepia-toned, old and wrinkled, boring, people wore uncomfortable clothes and never said bad words, there was no TV so instead someone sat at a piano and sang SONGS for god’s sake. Mr. Potato Heads were made out of actual potatoes and movies cost five cents. Women died in childbirth, babies died all the time, life was simpler and food tasted better, apparently. In the Present What is happening in the present? Nothing. Stuff. Well, which one is it? Whatever. In the Future In the future there’s a little girl zooming around on a trike and the trike glows and the little girl wears special armor and as she 101 spins around and zips and slides she sings a song that hasn’t been written yet and now she’s on a skateboard and now it’s a car and now it’s some kind of rocket. And soon it isn’t the same girl but another girl contained in the first one. Contained in contained in contained in the first one. Zoom! “This page intentionally left blank”. “This page intentionally left blank”. ...