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59 I have a remote In each hanD With this one I’m turning on the gas fireplace. With that one I’m changing the channel. With this one I’m putting on my pajamas. With that one I’m going back in time ten years. With this one I’m turning down the volume. With that one I’m changing the channel again. With this one I’m waking up the firefighters. With that one I’m improving the weather. With this one I’m Googling a new word. With that one I’m driving a car. With this one I’m losing my virginity. With that one I’m falling in love. With this one I’m cooking dinner. With that one I’m wiggling my son’s loose tooth. With this one I’m bringing the constellations into focus. With that one I’m falling asleep angry. With this one I’m waking up hungry. With that one I’m ignoring you. ...

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