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Tour GUiding Our Nation's Capital Stretched polyester blue skirt & white oxford with mic in hand, pointing towards the dead politicians' monuments. Voice instructing the slurpee instamatic disposable camera holders, the stretch-smile wearers, the high-pitch not-a-worry-in-the-worlders to turn & behold the greatness whizzing beside them. The things you know, like the five hundred, fifty-five foot, five & one eighth inch white penis protruding from the grass, are jewels. You, among the treasures will fall from them quick as cherry blossoms or that black tag on your chest, nameless & glaring. 45 ...

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