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Proposal

73 Proposal I became a reverend online so that I could marry my niece and her fiancé who didn’t want a traditional wedding I became a reverend shortly after my divorce as the Universal Life Church doesn’t care about a cleric’s marital status and neither did my niece when I told her I was afraid to bring her bad luck she would have none of that and besides who better to officiate than someone who knew the pitfalls of relationships I could keep an eye on the new couple and they could come to me and I’d know the warning signs I’d missed in my own home and my niece believed in marriage and me regardless of my failures and her fiancé nodded 74 and I told all this to my friend Bruce who was getting divorced himself I was at the beginning of one marriage (as a reverend) and at the end of another (as a spouse) perfectly poised to let him know it was all going to be OK when he said I bet you can’t wait to marry someone now that you can I said you must be kidding I’ll never get married again and he said what I mean is I bet you can’t wait to marry another couple ...