Appetite

Lucky

5 Lucky Apparently there was a line you crossed thin as Kenny’s stream of piss when he stood too far from the urinal and poor Jeremy Simms walked through it. Who knew they’d punish you for knowing your turquoise shirt went perfectly with black sweatpants and turquoise Chuck Taylors? Everyone laughed and laughed because Kenny pissed on Jeremy, and that was, even you had to admit, funny. And someone must have thought it was funny when the new kid Dean thought you were a girl in the bathroom. You’d spoken too loudly or acted too happy with your turquoise outfit and hair-sprayed hair. He thought you were a girl and told everyone. Because they had hair under their arms, they turned on you. But you were lucky they never made you lick the toilet like that one kid or stand in the middle of the room with your pants down. They never made you say faggotcocksucker was your name. You were lucky you were only laughed at. Lucky they never did that. ...