A Cavalcade of Lesser Horrors

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A Cavalcade of Lesser Horrors Also by Peter Smith Published by the University of Minnesota Press A Porch Sofa Almanac A C A V A L C A D E O F L E S S E R H O R R O R S Peter Smith University of Minnesota Press Minneapolis London Copyright 2011 by Peter Smith All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the publisher. Published by the University of Minnesota Press 111 Third Avenue South, Suite 290 Minneapolis, MN 55401-2520 http://www.upress.umn.edu Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Smith, Peter, 1946–. A cavalcade of lesser horrors / Peter Smith. p. cm. ISBN 978-0-8166-7557-9 (pbk.) 1. Smith, Peter, 1946—Anecdotes. 2. Radio broadcasters— United States—Anecdotes. I. Title. PN1991.4.S54A3 2011 791.44'0228092—dc22 2011023627 Printed in the United States of America on acid-free paper The University of Minnesota is an equal-opportunity educator and employer. 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ...