The Day My Mother Cried
and Other Stories
Publication Year: 2010
Published by: Syracuse University Press
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Foreword Baruch Feldstern
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In the 1980s, I was directing a small program in Jerusalem for recent college graduates who wanted to bolster their knowledge of classical Jewish texts. Students lived together in a dormitory in order to free them from time-consuming daily tasks such as shopping and preparing food. Classes were all-consuming...
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Let me give you a paragraph from Bill Kaufmanâs story âGrandfather and the Poretz .â May I ask you to put aside for a moment your question about what a poretz is and your concern that you donât know Billâs grandfather. I just want you to listen..
Who I Am
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I was born on November 6, 1914, and according to my father it was one of the luckiest days of his life. Actually, his good luck had nothing to do with my birth. It had everything to do with cabbages. My father was a huckster of fruits and vegetables who plied his trade from a horse and wagon. The...
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One of the great disappointments of my fatherâs life was that I never became another Yehudi Menuhin. Here was this nice Jewish boy from somewhere out there on the West Coast who was stupefying audiences all over the world with his fi ddle, and in the process...
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It happened at least a hundred years ago in my fatherâs village in the Ukraine, and people, Jews and even gentiles, were still talking about it when my father left the shtetl in 1910 to seek his fortune and a missing brother-in-law in America. The event...
Grandfather and the Poretz
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My father always thought of himself as something of a fruit connoisseur. He often told me he was born with a God-given gift of fruit prophecy. Nothing less. He could, he claimed, glance at a truckful of green bananas and foretell which bunch would ripen sweet and cream-colored and which would end up dry and mott led and fit for...
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My friend Seymour Blumenthal was his grandmotherâs kadishel, which means that when she died, Seymour would say âkaddishâ for her. Kaddish is the memorial prayer that Jewish men, and even boys, are obliged to recite daily for a deceased relative. If kaddish...
The Flower of the South
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I once shook hands with a man who had shaken the hand, the left one, of Abraham Lincoln. I was a boy of eleven or twelve at the time and the Lincoln handshaker was a Civil War veteran who came to our school the day before Decoration Day, dressed in the blue uniform...
The Passing of Bubbeleh
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Bubbeleh was the family pet. She happened to be a guinea pig, which is not the most fashionable beast in the kingdom of pets, but to my wife she had it all. Bubbeleh was about twelve inches long and weighed in at maybe thirty ounces; her furry body was a tawny brown with white flecks on the head and face and she was always...
The Missing Ear
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A couple of years ago I wrote a story about my friend Roger; I wonât mention his family name because heâs been dead and buried these past twenty years and more. In my opinion he would prefer the anonymity of the grave, and one does not trifle with Rog even though...
Sabbath with the Golem of Prague
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The October sun was dropping slowly over the Western Wall in the Old City of Jerusalem. Spectators and worshippers, separated from each other by a solid fence of stone that ran the length of the Kotel, as the ancient Western Wall is called, were eagerly awaiting...
Youâre One Lucky Guy
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Yoshke Stein was scared of God. He knew God sees everything. In daylight, when itâs dark, even under the bed covers, God sees everything that happens. Yoshkeâs mother told him all about God when he was a litt le kid. Five. Maybe four. She said God is everywhere....
Miller the Shammes
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Miller the Shammes didnât like kids very much even though he had ten or twelve of his own. We were never exactly certain how many, nor do I think Miller the Shammes ever kept count. Every year, usually in the month of February, his wife Surke added another...
The French Jew
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It was great being back in Meah Sheâarim after an absence of fifteen years. Meah Sheâarim is the super-religious enclave in Jerusalem not too far from East Jerusalem, the population center of the Palestinian Arabs. I think what att racted me to this odd place was because it conjured...
Conversation at a Wake
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The great âBulletâ Benny Nolan was the first corpse I ever saw. I was in the eighth grade at the time and a delivery boy in my fatherâs grocery store. The Bullet, as he was called, first at Notre Dame and later on when he was the explosive running back for the Chicago...
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My father was a great storytellerâmostly about himself. His stories were derived largely from his growing-up years in an insignificant village in the Ukraine called Romanov that seemed to have been populated by a mixed bag of thieves, semi-thieves, buffoons,...
The Misbegotten Wedding
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I didnât like the rabbi when we first met. He was on the brideâs side and was flitting around the buff et tables glad-handing the wedding guests like he owned the place, which I found out later he really did. Actually it was his fatherâs shul, which, we were told, started out as a storefront that barely accommodated a minyan of ten men...
Donât Blame It on Greta Garbo
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It was on a cold and dour day in mid-March during that plodding and violent coal minersâ strike in the late 1920s that Mr. Moore, our next-door neighbor, hit it lucky. That morning at about 9:30, while he was having his second cup of coff ee, he received a telephone call from...
A Coin in a Pinchpurse
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I have been with Musa Rahim for fourteen months now and I must admit that I have not always enjoyed the experience, in truth, for truth is the realm of God, according to our beloved rebbe. Musa Rahim is known among us as Moishe Rosenzweig and has been with me, not...
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I am often asked where I get all those odd happenings that turn into my stories. Where do my plots come from? I am likely to answer cryptically, âThey come to me from everywhere and nowhere,â which is no answer at all. Yet it is an honest-to-God response and it is the...
The Lady Who Loved God
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Whenever she spoke of God or to God, which she did often enough during the day and undoubtedly into the night, my friend Berdie referred to Him always as Hashem. Hashem is a Hebrew word that translates as âthe Name.â Berdie did not invent the word. Itâs been in use a long time, largely...
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I fi rst met my Aunt Bluma at her daughterâs wedding. I was three years old and was buried under a pile of heavy winter overcoats on a massive bed in Blumaâs bedroom. The wedding must have been on a Saturday night and guests like my mother and father and older sister were gathered in her parlor where the ceremony was due to take place....
The Delivery Boy
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His name was Sean Mahoney and he was the delivery boy for about ten years in my fatherâs grocery store. Actually it became my brother Benâs store, which he took over when my father retired. My brother not only inherited the store but he inherited Popâs partner of...
The Day My Mother Cried
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A lmost a lifetime ago when I was nine or ten and my sister Dorothy was two years older, we, jointly and not singly, made our mother cry. My mother never cried, not even when her best and oldest friend Channe Shtein who grew up with her in Verzhbalov, Lithuania,...
Yom Kippur at Twelve
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I insisted on fasting on Yom Kippur when I was twelve even though I was not obliged to refrain from eat and drink until I was thirteen. My father thought it was a good idea and gave me a hasty okay. âSo what if he becomes a man at twelve instead of thirteen. Will Moses...
My Fatherâs Mother
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When I was fifteen or sixteen and a junior in high school, I learned a lot about old age from an honest-to-God expert on the subject. His name was Cicero, Marcus Tullius Cicero to be...
At the Rebbeâs Tish
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I think I was the one and only nonbeliever in the maelstrom of frenzied dancing and whirling men, young and old, who were participating in a Friday night tish (dinner) with a Chasidic rebbe on an unforgett able Sabbath eve in Petach Tikvah, Israel. The rebbe, I cannot recall which town or village in Poland his...
I Am Not She
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My friend Bernice and I traveled to the city just about every Saturday or Sunday. Mostly Saturdays. With us it was like a religious rite, one of those thou shalts which was not only easily doable but cheap. We would catch the LIRR around ten, get to Penn Station three-quarters...
Remembering Uncle Shloime
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My uncle Shloime is gone almost forty years now and I donât think of him very often, but every now and then, under the oddest of circumstances, his small bearded face and black-garbed figure will invade my memory and I will stop and think about the disheveled,...
Interlude in Bangkok
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It was my last weekend in Bangkok so naturally I went to the synagogue. I had been doing the synagogue circuit whenever possible during my three-month travels through Southeast Asia and the search was often more exciting than the visit. In Rangoon, as an example,...
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I was a Boy Scout for just about two years and tried super hard to live up to our slogan: âDo a Good Turn Daily.â I tried hard. I really did. In my case it wasnât that easy. Other Scouts could grab themselves a fast Good Turn just about any time they chose. They could volunteer...
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I got home from the war on November 24, 1945, which was a Saturday. I had celebrated Thanksgiving two days earlier in Fort Dix, New Jersey, where I was billeted with several thousand GIs of mixed ranks. I think, though Iâm not exactly sure, that most of us disembarked...
My Fatherâs Grocery Store
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Actually my father owned half of the store. The other half belonged to his partner who was his best friendâmost of the time. On the negative days, he was his worst enemy. They were...
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Page Count: 176
Publication Year: 2010