Tales from Tennessee Lawyers
Publication Year: 2005
Published by: The University Press of Kentucky
Download PDF (42.0 KB)
Drive anyplace across the beautiful state of Tennessee, ask for the namesof good storytellers, and you’ll always be provided with the names of several persons, including many local lawyers and judges. In doing this,beginning in May 2001, I came up with the names of certain legal professionals who truly know how to tell a good story, whether it is an...
Download PDF (71.5 KB)
The following accounts in this chapter are not stories per se; they are commentaries on attitudes within the legal profession and court systems,then and now. These accounts provide commentary about present-day judges, the rising cost of court fees, the lack of appropriate trial time, the lack of socializing among lawyers these days, the presence of fewer visi-...
2. Courtroom Blunders
Download PDF (34.5 KB)
Lawyers and judges are highly skilled and seldom make mistakes in the courtroom. On occasion, however, these legal professionals do make mistakes, some of which are indeed serious, while others are somewhat humorous, at least to those present in the courtroom when the described event occurs. Often, it is the judge who blunders by asking the wrong...
3. Legal Humor
Download PDF (58.3 KB)
Humorous stories are the Viagra of the legal profession and of the American populace as a whole. The following accounts describe humorous events that took place in courtrooms and elsewhere, primarily in urban settings. Some humor, both inside and outside the courtroom,portrays speech impediments; whispering lawyers; sexy persons; naked...
4. Divorce and Adultery
Download PDF (63.4 KB)
“Diverse” is a key word for describing the contents of these typically unpleasant stories about divorce, even if humor, off-color words, or curse words are involved at unexpected times. Most divorce cases are settled by nonjury decisions. Critical matters include verbal and physical spouse abuse, disagreements involving bigamy, affairs with another...
Download PDF (89.0 KB)
Persons across the nation commit atrocious deeds for which they typically go to court, but the truly gross offense is homicide, or “killings,”which is the term used by many locals in the Upper South. Regrettably,verbal accounts of these episodes are plentiful, but they are also insightful and interesting from beginning to end. The stories in this section...
6. More Stories about Lawyers and Judges in the Courtroom
Download PDF (143.9 KB)
Most of the numerous accounts in this story category are first-person narratives. However, the focus of each story is not the storyteller but another lawyer or judge. These stories describe incidents involving lawyers and judges both in and out of the courtroom, primarily the latter.They deal with various issues, including frequent appropriate or inap-...
7. Sexual and Physical Abuse
Download PDF (49.2 KB)
Perhaps the most traumatic court cases involve those related to rape and other forms of mistreatment committed against little girls by their fathers, stepfathers, brothers, or other family members. It is of considerable interest to note that some of these stories tell that the guilty men subsequently committed or attempted to commit suicide, perhaps in an...
8. Courtroom Misbehavior and Jury Justice/Injustice
Download PDF (46.6 KB)
Various types of events occur in the courtroom, some of which involve physical attacks typically instituted by the accused, curse words uttered in loud tones, or guns pointed at someone on the opposition’s side.instances, physical attacks and other forms of misbehavior are not com-mon in modern times, especially among lawyers in the courtroom. On...
9. Illegal Sales
Download PDF (36.1 KB)
One of the stories in this category is not about illegal sales per se, but it does portray a man who intentionally placed his cows in the road in hopes of collecting payment from the assailant’s insurance company.Although there are only three stories relative to illegal sales in this chap-ter, such sales were very common in earlier times, and court cases about...
10. Political Elections
Download PDF (38.7 KB)
Stories in this category are interesting and very informative. Of significant note is that the political division between Democrats and Republicans was and still is of major importance across the state, even between husbands and wives in some instances. Stories herein describe a man who campaigned in the wrong state, another who campaigned for Con-...
Download PDF (35.1 KB)
Theft is typically a difficult crime case involving many attorneys. It is generally not an easy charge to defend nor to prove the accused is guilty.Occasionally, jurists may also have trouble voting to convict the accused because they, too, may have been guilty of theft one or more times across the years. The following stories are related to animal theft,...
12. Executions and Race Relations
Download PDF (32.9 KB)
The following account of a legal public execution, the first story in this chapter, is the only one available for inclusion in this book, although in early times public hangings were rather common in Tennessee and other states in the Upper South....
13. Bad Words in Court
Download PDF (39.1 KB)
Dirty words and curse words used in court are not typical, but on occasion they are uttered, sometimes shouted. It is rare for lawyers to use abusive words during court procedures, but occasionally they do, as indicated in one of the stories in this chapter. In other instances herein, a prisoner used a dirty word when responding to the judge, and a con-...
14. Animals in Court
Download PDF (48.3 KB)
Animals typically constitute valuable property, whether they are raised for commercial purposes or simply beloved pets. The first story, which received national and international media coverage, is about an already divorced couple that received joint custody of a pet dog. Court cases are often the only means of settling disputes relative to ownership or...
15. Domestic Relations
Download PDF (45.6 KB)
Domestic relations is a broad story category related to family matters.These stories describe serious episodes, ranging from physical spouse abuse to threats to kill a spouse with a gun, adultery as appropriate cultural behavior, custodial cases, failure to pay child support, unsuccessful attempts to verify parentage, bankruptcy, changing a probate...
Download PDF (50.9 KB)
The New American Heritage Dictionary defines “bankrupt” as “an individual or corporate debtor, who, upon voluntary petition, . . . is judged legally insolvent and whose remaining property is therefore administered for the creditors or distributed among them in accordance with the law. . . .” The three...
Download PDF (48.8 KB)
The stories in this chapter are somewhat related to other themes in the book, but not closely enough to be assigned to any of them. Nevertheless, these accounts are interesting and insightful, providing information about local life and culture and attitudinal behavior. These stories present accounts of stolen whiskey, a lie, an anticipated duel, use of metal detec-...
Biographies of Storytellers
Download PDF (48.9 KB)
Page Count: 232
Publication Year: 2005