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91 Taking Good Advice Madison Tensas (Henry Clay Lewis) Though often affecting the demeanor of an elderly man of the world, Henry Clay Lewis was only a young man when he wrote his sketches of the life of a Louisiana “swamp doctor,” which retain a significant reputation in the history of southwestern literature. As Lewis was drowned in a tributary of the Mississippi at the age of twenty-five, they represent a small but significant literary legacy. Before training as a doctor, Lewis worked as a cabin boy in the Ohio and Mississippi riverboat trade, and such firsthand experience may well have contributed to the following sketch of gambling on the western rivers. For further information, see John Q. Anderson, Louisiana Swamp Doctor: The Writings of Henry Clay Lewis (Baton Rouge: Louisiana State University Press, 1962). “POOR fellow! if he had only listened to me! but he wouldn’t take good advice ,” is the trite exclamation of the worldling when he hears that some friend has cut his throat, impelled by despair, or has become bankrupt, or employed a famous physician, or is about to get married, or has applied for a divorce, or paid his honest debts, or committed any deprecated act, or become the victim of what the world calls misfortune; “poor fellow, but he wouldn’t take good advice.” Take good advice! yes, if I had obeyed what is called good advice , I would be now in my grave; as it is, I am still on a tailor’s books, the best evidence of a man’s being alive. When I was a boy my friends were continually chiding me for my half bent position in sitting or walking, and since I have become a man the cry is still the same, “Why don’t you walk straight, Madison? hold up your head.” Had I obeyed them, a tree-top that fell upon me whilst visiting a patient lately, crushing my shoulder and bruising my back, would have fallen directly upon my head, and shown, in all probability, the emptiness of earthly things. This is one instance showing that good advice is not always best to be taken; but I have another, illustrating my position still more strongly. Whilst a medical student, I was travelling on one of the proverbially fine and accommodating steamers that ply between Vicksburg and New Orleans. Before my departure, the anxious affection of a female friend made her exact a promise from me not to play cards; but the peculiarity of the required pledge gave me an opportunity of fulfilling it to the letter, but breaking it as Blacklegs, Card Sharps, and Confidence Men 92 to the spirit. “You’ve promised me, Madison, not to play cards whilst you’re on earth: see that you keep it.” I assured her I would do so, as it applied only to shore, and when the boat was on a sand-bar. It was more her friendly solicitude than any real necessity in my habits, that made her require the promise , as I never played except on steamboats, and then only at night, when the beautiful scenery that skirts the river cannot be seen or admired. It was a boisterous night above in the heavens, making the air too cool for southern dress or nerves, so the cabin and social hall were densely crowded, not a small proportion engaged in the mysteries of that science which requires four knaves to play or practice it. I had not yet sat down, but showed strong premonitory symptoms of being about to do so, when my arm was gently taken by an old friend, who requested me to walk with him into our stateroom. “Madison,” said the old gentleman, “I want to give you some good advice. I see you are about to play cards for money; you are a young man, and consequently have but little knowledge of its pernicious effects. I speak from experience; and apart from the criminality of gambling, I assure you, you will have but little chance of winning in the crowd you intend playing with: in fact, you are certain to lose. Now promise me you won’t play, and I shall go to bed with the satisfaction that I have saved you from harm.” The charm was laid too skilfully upon me; I would not promise, for what was I to do in the long nights of present and future travel? so my old friend gave me up in despair, and...

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