209 47 Iowed her a call. So after pan cakes and a good dose of seven or eight cups of over caf fei nated Denny’s cof fee to give me cou rage, I dialed my mother at home, where I knew she wouldn’t be. Some cou rage. “Hi. This is Karen Blake. Leave a mes sage at the beep and I’ll call you back.” Every time I tried to tell you . . . all the words just came out wrong . . . so I’ll have to say I love you in a song . . . “Boise, Mom. All is well.” Click. I’m sure I was ir ri tat ing her, but at least I was check ing in. Lying too, be cause Boise was a ter rible place for a bi cy cle, as are most cit ies. And it had the added dis tinc tion of hav ing only one high way out of town head ing east. An inter state, which after two miles and a flat tire, I de cided was some thing I’d never at tempt again. The shoul der was a mess of broken glass and lit ter, chunks of truck tires and car parts, be cause the speed of the inter state pro duces a shrap nel all its own. Gar bage, but no flow ers. And if the wake of wind be hind a truck is bad at fifty miles an hour, it’s plain un nerv ing at seventy or eighty. I pulled off at the first exit and set my self up to hitch hike at the on-ramp. A wheat farmer in a spank ing new red and sil ver Ford F-150 picked me up not long after. He talked about the Basques in the area and how he “dick ered” with them in sell ing his wheat. “Dick ered?” My imag i na tion ran wild. 210 “Yeah, with whis key. Means nego tiat ing a price.” I’d done that. Dick ered with the spirit of life (that’s what whis key means. I’d learned that in Health Ed.—some old Scot tish word, I think). “What are Basques doing way out here in Idaho? Aren’t they from Spain?” “Not if you heard them tell it. They got a whole nation alis tic thing going. I be lieve they con sider them selves the first Eu ro peans or some thing like that. Their skulls are shaped like Nean der thals or some non sense. I can’t fol low it. Any way, they know their wheat.” I looked at him a lit tle sus pi ciously. “First Eu ro peans, eh?—like the In dians of Eu rope?” “I don’t know about that.” There was si lence for a while and then I asked him: “Isn’t Chief Jo seph from around here some where?” “Not ac tu ally, no. Nez Perce are from Wash ing ton orig i nally, but they’ve got a res er va tion up north” (and he ges tured with his head) “. . . near uh . . . Le wis ton, Mos cow—up that way. And there are a couple res er va tions east of here.” He looked tired in the tell ing, but also like the kind of guy who liked to be thorough. “What are they like?” “Poor.” “It’s tragic, isn’t it?” Two white guys talk ing. “They played their cards wrong, as I see it.” “In terms of dick er ing?” He grinned. “They didn’t dicker very well. They were bet ter at fight ing.” “Well, what about all those trea ties? No one dick ered fair with them.” “Don’t start in on all that. Where are you from?” I knew say ing Cal i for nia was an ad mis sion of guilt, so I pulled one out of the hat: “South Da kota.” “The Da ko tas, eh? Good wheat coun try.” “Yup.” [3.19.31.73] Project MUSE (2024-04-25 13:11 GMT) 211 “Where abouts?” “Uh, Rapid City.” I hoped he wouldn’t start ask ing for de tails. “Then you know all about In dians. You got them Sioux out there.” Shak ing his head with bit ter ness, he was. I just looked at him, my face a big ques tion. “I used to work for the bu reau years back.” “FBI?” “No, BIA.” Here we go again, as our mo ronic ex-president liked...