Title Page, Copyright

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pp. i-iv

Contents

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pp. v-vi

One

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pp. ix-10

How It Will End

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pp. 3-4

Duper’s Delight

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pp. 5-13

If You Really Want to

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pp. 6-7

Madonna and Me

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pp. 8-11

Mack

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pp. 12-13

Tina and the Bruised Hearts

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pp. 14-15

Takeout, 2008

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pp. 16-20

Ritual

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pp. 21-29

Recession Commandments

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pp. 22-24

Heartburn

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pp. 25-26

An Unmarried Woman

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pp. 27-28

Two

Kindergarten Boyfriend

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pp. 31-39

Fourth Grade Boyfriend

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pp. 32-40

My Shortcut

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pp. 33-34

Lower East Side Boyfriend

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pp. 35-36

The Widow

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pp. 37-38

Loaded

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pp. 39-40

Cleopatra Invented the First Vibrator

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pp. 41-49

My New Chum

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pp. 42-43

A Different Story

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pp. 44-45

You’re Looking at the Love Interest

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pp. 46-47

Or Wherever Your Final Destination May Be

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pp. 48-50

Courtship

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pp. 51-59

Worst Case Scenario

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pp. 52-53

And So

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pp. 54-57

Old Love Poems

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pp. 58-59

Expired

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pp. 60-68

Three

Little Icaruses

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pp. 63-71

Violenza Sessuale

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pp. 64-72

My Strip Club

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pp. 65-73

Victor

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pp. 66-68

You Don’t Get to Tell Me What to Do Ever Again

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pp. 69-70

Self-Portrait in Hydrogen Peroxide

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pp. 71-72

Proposal

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pp. 73-74

Ten Days before We Meet, I Dream You

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pp. 75-77

I Read

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pp. 78-86

Long Distance Relationship

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pp. 79-80

Sleep Seeds

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pp. 81-82

Having a Diet Coke with You

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pp. 83-88

Ode to Your Eyebrows

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pp. 89-90

Acknowledgments

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pp. 91-92