- Failure to Launch
You know that movie where Matthew McConaugheylives with his parents and Sarah Jessica Parker
is a prostitute pretendingto be a therapist? Well, tonight my dick
is like that film—pure romanticcomedy. We haven’t tried everything, but
we’ve tried a lot: four differentpositions, three different rooms, two
brands of ultra-thin condoms. We’ve triedlips and fingers, lotions and lubes, even handcuffs
improvised from old concert T-shirts. Stillit lies there, half-deflated, a soft frown curving
across my pelvis. If I were MatthewMcConaughey, every part of me would be
like marble: so bright and valuable, so sweetand hard. I would break wrists with my body’s warm
obstinacy, its carefully contoured flesh. Buttonight we’ve learned how very much I am
myself, so we sit next to each other, wetand quiet, your face pressed against
my shoulder, and you tell methat it’s all right, that you’re tired
anyway. Then you smile at me the way nurses smileat the terminally ill. (This sort of thing [End Page 37]
would never happen in a Matthew McConaugheyfilm—it would ruin the ending
where he lifts the pretty blond in the airand tells her how much he’s changed, how much
he loves her. No one wants to see a herofold in on himself like a sunflower
in winter.) You slip your hand into mine and we watchthe moon rise through the bedroom
window. When we wake tomorrowmorning, there will be no Zooey Deschanel
to make sure we work it out, noupbeat closing credits. There will just be
the sun, the morning, our bodies lying parallelin bed, two crumpled condom wrappers
torn and scattered across the floor. [End Page 38]
Patrick Kindig is a dual MFA/PhD candidate at Indiana University. His micro-chapbook, Dry Spell, is forthcoming in early 2016, and his poems have appeared in CutBank Online, Fugue, BLOOM, Court Green, and elsewhere.