Welcome to Humanities 203. Here you will find the mysterious death of the honeybee, the Byzantine emperor, Justinian, who made church and state a seamless whole. Quiz tomorrow. When someone dies, you buy their relatives flowers.1-800-FLOWERS. As a result your driving privilege will be suspended indefinitely on 11/13/2012. Where's mommy? I said I was trying to write this poem for the day, do you mind?The Real Ghostbusters will return after these messages. The trap's ready.I can get a girlfriend anytime I want.
On the toddler bed, wrapped in the felt blanket with monkeys printed all over it, their prehensile tails curled— I promise guys, I'll never let myselfget carried away by women again. I want pancakes. Hey, Sandra, I think Charlotte might be hungry. I'll be there in a second. Okay, I'll just feed her now.
—what could pass as love inside capital? Maybe just these records, the real. At the Halloween festival my friend dressed her child as one of the 1%. Ezekiel was a pirate. Her little girl threw fake bills into the air. She dancedin her suit and fake mustache. Thought— it will only ever snow $ in Florida [End Page 147] and you seemed more like the bas-relief,the minor key, some detail about Louis XIV'S weak blood that I always forget to teach, and for a moment I had become the anarchy of the sea—you know how the wavesare always pounding out some polyphony in saltwater, algae and fish that their subjects cannot understand. [End Page 148]
Sandra Simonds is the author of Warsaw Bikini (Bloof Books, 2008), Mother Was a Tragic Girl (Cleveland State University Press, 2012), House of Ions (Bloof Books, 2014), and The Glass Box (Saturnalia Books, 2015).