Zamboni After Peggy Munson’s Origami Striptease

Richard liked transsexuals, Female to male transsexuals. He’d invite them over to play Bridge every Saturday night. Jack was a boi who also went to The games and who liked Zamboni machines. “Ice, Ice, winter, ice,” is what he’d Tell everyone between hands. One day Richard and Jack Went to see the Ice-capades, Then high-tailed it over to a Hockey game. Jack was in His glory, and expressed deep Gratitude to Richard for taking Him. Richard loved Jack, In a completely friendly kind Of way, and they were happy. Richard bought Jack a Zamboni Machine for his birthday, And Jack built an ice-rink In his yard. In the winter, he Made ice sculptures of exotic Plants and gave them to Richard, Which Richard kept until they Melted. One night at a bridge Game, someone asked Jack What he did for a living. “Ice, Ice, winter, ice” is all he’d say. Richard interjected, “Jack’s love For all things frozen touches Me. He tumbles in the wood, The birth pangs of his labor Are fine for anyone to see, and We are bound forevermore by This pact of cold and subtle conduct.” Jack smiled, which he rarely did. Adam and Steve looked up from Their hands with deep approval. There seemed nothing left to say. Winter had fallen on the green green wood.